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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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