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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

G:nock nock B:come in!

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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