What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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