- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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