- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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