A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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hi penis ham telephone

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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