What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Tall asians

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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Dance is a sport

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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