whats your budget like? a budget.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Anti Joke

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