There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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su algato es en fuego

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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