- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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