- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Justin Bieber.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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