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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why did jim all I over? He dies

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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