- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love pissing people off :P

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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