- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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