Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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