What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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