What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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whats black and strange a paki

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Anti Joke

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