- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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