Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Skrillex.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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