- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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