Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Womens rights

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

poopy is poopy

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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