- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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