- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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