- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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