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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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