What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

I agree to the terms and conditions

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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