I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

A fat guy!

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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