When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why so serious ?

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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