whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Smelly Indians.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Ehh

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

WILLYS

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

justin beiber sucks

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