Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Anti Joke

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