- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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