- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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