WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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