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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

A muslim paints Mohammed

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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