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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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