- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

H o m o comes out as homo

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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