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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

A seal walks into a club.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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