What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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