- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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