- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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