- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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