Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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This is an anti- joke

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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