- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

you see theres this guy.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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