Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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