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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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