Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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