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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Colin is gay but toasters are not

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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