- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

i am writing this because i felt like it.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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