What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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there was once a jew

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Stephen Hawking

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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