- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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