What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Kyle grund parker coffey

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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