What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Poker face

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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