You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

okay so theres this guy.

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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