- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

why was kade sad? he shit himself

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

TIMMY

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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