- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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