How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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i hate non minorities!

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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