- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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