What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Brain fart

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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