- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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