One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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