An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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YO FACE

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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