- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Black people.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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