why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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