What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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An anti-joke

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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