*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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This is an anti- joke

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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