what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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