- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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