An anti-joke

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Bob Saget that is all

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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