Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

black people

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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