your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...