I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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