- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Justin Bieber.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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