Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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hello

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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so the weather's nice...

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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I went to work today....

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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