- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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