- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What do you call an arab ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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