What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

I'm HIV positive.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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