- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Your big dick.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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