- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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