- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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