What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Major League Soccer

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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