- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

a man walked into a bar and said ow

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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