Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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