- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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