- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

The duck didn't cross the road.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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