Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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