- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What does two plus two equal? 4

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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