Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Whats 1+1? window!

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Jeff

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

If the 49ers won the superbowl

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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