- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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