- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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