A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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