- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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