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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

poopy is poopy

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Womens rights

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