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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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