how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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2 black kids walk into school

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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