Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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