- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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