- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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