vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Womens rights

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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