How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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