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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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