- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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