- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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