A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Justin Bieber.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

black people

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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