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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

here's a joke... the american education society

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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