What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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I enjoy Popcorn

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Anti Joke

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