- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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