- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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