- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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