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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Sixty... eight

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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