How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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If life gives you lemonade.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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