- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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