- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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