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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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