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Julian Ha.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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