- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Vote this down and get DOXED

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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