So a man walks into a bar... ouch

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

I love pissing people off :P

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Roses are red, yup.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Anti Joke

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