- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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