Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

a man makes a bad joke

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

My spelling is horrible

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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