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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Michael Brown

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

i have yougurt mit traktor

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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