- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Women's rights.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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