How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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