- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

i have yougurt mit traktor

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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