- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

I love pissing people off :P

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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