what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Waffles ate my grandma

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

penis

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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