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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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