- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

A muslim paints Mohammed

What's brown and sticky? A stick

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