What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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