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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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