- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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