- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

My spelling is horrible

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

my wife out of the kitchen

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

a man makes a bad joke

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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