- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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