- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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