how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Drew Knowles is gay

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What's old and wrinkly? old people

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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