Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Fat people

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Click here for free sandwich.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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