Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Your mom.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

you give like i give lomain

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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