- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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