What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Your mom.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

G:nock nock B:come in!

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

you give like i give lomain

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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