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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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