- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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