- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Heskey time.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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