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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

mark is life

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

what do you call your mom? mom

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Your mom.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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