- Anti Joke

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing