Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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