What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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can you touch your toes? no

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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