knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

noah is a scrub jungle

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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