What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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