Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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