What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Women's rights.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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