What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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don't read this

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Julian Ha.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Lololol

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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