- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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